Topical Jokes: 7/8/2020

  • Kanye West says he is no longer supporting Donald Trump. Which Kanye’s campaign manager agrees is probably a good thing since he announced that he is running for president. 

  • A quarter of all American newspapers have closed in the past 15 years. Mostly because it’s easier to look at a cellphone in the restroom. 

  • Brooks Brothers has filed for bankruptcy. Which is what most customers declare after having shopped there. 

  • 36,000 weather stations have confirmed extreme heat and rain are happening more often. Far right conservatives speculate that this has something to do with gay rights. 

  • Trump administration has begun a formal withdrawal from the World Health Organization. Instead the Trump administration will invest in the power of healing through essential oils.

Published by Jake Mattera

Jake Mattera was a finalist at the Boston Comedy Festival and he is a 3x finalist at Helium Comedy’s Philly’s Phunniest competition. Jake has acted in sketches that have appeared on CONAN and he is featured regularly as a guest on Philadelphia’s top radio shows. He has been invited to perform at many prestigious festivals all over the country, including: Big Sky Comedy Festival, Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, Limestone Comedy Festival, San Francisco Sketchfest, HBO’s Women In Comedy Festival, and more. He has opened for: Dave Attell, Nate Bargatze, Ron Funches, and Roy Wood Jr. among others. You can follow Jake on Twitter @JakeMattera.

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